Hello from Rev. Tommy!
It's time to give an update on our plans for Keystone this year. The dates are set for Sept. 20 thru 23, and as usual,we have some great things planned.
Let's start with the theme...er... make that themes. Yes, we actually have two themes this year.
First, for Performance Inc., 2012 marks our 20th Keystone. It seems like only yesterday we were holding our first Keystone Kops Truck-in at Kutztown Fairgrounds. Now, two decades later, at Summit Station, we're still at it.
Sometimes, due to circumstances, we still seem like Keystone Kops, but as you all know, we have your best interest at heart.
Judging from the vanners that come back year after year, you guys must agree.
Therefore, our main artwork will proudly commemorate this milestone... the Double X !
Just for laughs, our secondary theme will be "Keystone Pickers" a play on the popular TV Show "American Pickers."
Bring your attic treasures. Clean out your garage. Rummage through your basement. Clean out your shed, and check under those van seats... there's gotta be something you want to unload.
We are encouraging all vanners to set up some tables at your campsite, and maybe make some cash for the ride home.
Fender flairs, swivel seats, old mag wheels, that ugly lamp your mother gave you... those old 8-track tapes...somebody must want them!
We are going to have our own pickers roam the fairgrounds and they will talk about the bargains they found during one of the band breaks.
When you roll thru the front gate (stop first). You will get some Keystone Cash to spend at our own special silent auction.
After all, you have to replace the junk you unload, right?
Maybe we'll even put on our own version of Storage Wars! You never know what kind of fun we may plan for you.
Of course, there will be all the other great events and activities that you've come to know and love: The Duck Race, The Poker Run, Adult and Kids games, Van & Night Lite Show, FREE BEER (did I say Free Beer?) and the famous Saturday Night Steak Dinner! MMMMMM! Mmmmmmmmmmm! I can smell the charcoal now! Don't forget, we always have a great selection of food and other items on vendors row. Leave the coolers at home. It's one less thing to pack!
And of course the bands...rumour has it they are working on a plan for two bands for Friday Night. How does that grab ya?
Well, I have spouted off enuff for now. If you have any questions or comments track down one of our members (Performance Inc.) at one of the "Drunk & Disorderly Tour" Events or anywhere else we may be.
Or check out the website www.perofrmanceinc.org.
If you need to get a hold of me for any reason, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org!
Thanks a lot! See you all there!